See, you don’t even need a sewing machine to help with the oilspill. Just get out your old t-shirts that were going to Goodwill anyway, and cut them into large rags. Ship ‘em off and help the dolphins and the turtles get cleaned up. Then shake your first and glower in the general direction of BP. Then get back to making more rags and send off another batch, because there’s a lot of oil and a lot of sad turtles.
I’m sorry, what? There’s an entire blog devoted to the art of cooking with a waffle iron and it took this long for me to find it? Obviously I need to spend more time on the internet. Also, I need to make me a waffle iron panini.